giving baby nightmares

In helping a friend who's expecting shop for a rug for her nursery, I came across this monstrosity being sold by Target:



Who did that?!

Why?!?!

Is it called "Tobacco" because it looks like that's what was spat on it?

It gives me a headache combined with a seriously nauseated feeling...and not a small dose of irritability.

In case you are not adequately offended, may I just share that it comes it two other, ummm...colors.

Maize:



and Peridot:



I am offended for the real peridot, by the way.

Do these look better in person? or worse, maybe?

And let's just touch on the fact that if you buy the largest version, you're dropping more than a grand on this putrescence!