Normally you have to live in a major metropolitan center to have places this cool to visit:
GRAND OPENING WEEK OF THE ** NEW AND EXPANDED **
ZAPPOS OUTLET STORE IN SHEPHERDSVILLE, KY
ONE WEEK TENT SALE TO CELEBRATE!
30,000 PAIRS OF SHOES AT $10/PAIR OR $20/PAIR
Alas. For now, I will have to console myself with The Manolo: